Feathah's Blog

I believe in God, man. I've seen him. I've felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham baby!
- Nick

The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen Star Wars 27 times. Do the math.
- Neil

You know who used to cut class? Jimi Hendrix. Know what happened to him? He died. Choking on his on vomit.
- Mr. Weir

I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment.
- Mr. Weir

Does anyone wanna come see The Wall with me on Saturday night? Thought I might try an experiment. See it straight once. - Nick
Don't do it. You'll regret it man. Trust me. - Ken

You suck! "Dallas" rules!
- Bill

It's just LikAMade. It makes my spit taste like fruit juice.
- Millie

So hold on a second. They're called Santana right? But that guy who's singing is not Santana. - Nick
No. Santana is the guitar player. - Daniel
Then how did he get them to name the band after him? - Nick
I don't know man. Maybe he's just a bad ass. - Daniel
If that's true that's amazing. - Nick

How are things going at ass school? - Kim
Getting all A's! - Ken

Last time I had this much fun I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans.
- Mr. Weir

You're 14 years old and you still play with chemistry sets? - Sam
Hey nimrod adults play with chemistry sets too. They're called scientists! - Neal

What am I supposed to do with a porno? - Sam
You watch it. Over and over. - Neal

Three o clock. - Nick
Nah I gotta do something with Kim at three. - Daniel
Ahh how bout 3:01? - Ken
How about 3;15? I gotta fit in your mother. - Daniel
You're gonna sleep with my mom?- Ken
Mmm hmm. - Daniel

That guy's really into making guys shower.
- Bill

This is mission control requesting permission to rock out.
- Ken

It's just a lot easier to drum without fabric around my thighs.
- Nick

I hope I can still have kids! - Bill
You got hit in the groin, you didn't have a hysterectomy! - Neal

Screw you. I'm hilarious! - Neal
Oh how witty. Get this guy on Hollywood Squares! -Bill

You finally got your wish. You're as good a drummer as John Bonham. Of course he's dead...
- Ken

I just wanna be older so I can go to bars. Everything fun in this world happens in bars.
- Ken

Did you know that in some cultures if you're children shame you you're allowed to have them executed?
- Mr Weir

Don't play with that rooster! That's not a nice petty pet pet rooster.
- Toby

Last one to class, first one on welfare. Your choice.
- Mr Kowchevski

She's abnormal. She eats carrot sticks and she likes Miss Piggy. - Bill
So what? The Muppets are cool! - Sam
Swedish Chef is kinda cool. Miss Piggy is lame. - Bill

It's a little dark. We want to sell yearbooks, not tell the truth.
- yearbook teacher

She's cute. What's wrong with that? Am I supposed to call her Ms. or something?
- Mr Weir

This place is turning into a cult. These jocks they put a ball through a hoop. Whoopty freakin doo.
- Daniel

Are you calling me irrational? Because I'll tear your head off, Daniel. I'll tear it off and throw it over that fence.
- Kim

Who wants to be near you anyway. You're too sexy.
- Daniel

I'm gonna be a DJ, man. And maybe a lumberjack.
- Nick

Wait a minute. If I think I'm cool then people will think I'm cool too... But I already think I'm cool. But nobody else does.
- Neal

The welfare roles are full of video game players.
- Mr Weir

Hey Lindsay here's an idea. Why don't you break up our band so you can make out with Nick? Oh wait you already did that.
- Ken

Why do I need to go to a laser show when I can make my own ... in my mind.
- Ken

What do people do when they're not stoned? - Nick
I don't know, relate to one another? - Ken

I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Kroft concert last summer.
- Millie

Coco, this isn't the cafeteria from Fame. Uncle! Uncle!
- Mr Kowchevski

I heard Stevie Nicks is a witch ... She casts spells on people. I heard she cast a love spell on Lindsay Buckingham.
- Kim

I'm pretty serious. It's about time I had some supernatural powers.
- Kim

If I was such a prude you wouldn't exist!
- Mr Weir

Keep those boys away from your accordian.
- Mr Weir

What did ya think? - Nick
I thought I would hate it but I kinda liked it. - Ken
Really? - Nick
No, man, that was terrible. Lady L? - Ken
Well I couldn't use her real name. - Nick
You shouldn't use your real name! Writing that stuff! - Ken

You cut me off mid funk!
- Bill

Well you're certainly reliable. You're always a bitch!
- Daniel

Why don't you pick on someone your own size? There's a bus outside in the parking lot.
- Mr Kowchevski

I always say girl plus car equals dead animal.
- Ken

The Grateful Dead. The music sucks. The chicks are hot!
- Ken

He said my drums are interfering with my schoolwork. I think my schoolwork is interfering with my drums.
- Nick

Laughter is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Get a woman laughing you got a woman loving.
- Harris

He thinks being the dungeon master gives him the license to mess with our heads. - Bill
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I should let you encounter kittens and grandmas so as not to upset you. - Harris

Friday night - always a good night for some Sabbath.
- Neal

I haven't updated my blog in awhile - mostly because things have been stressful and who wants to read (or write) a whiny rant? So what better way to renew this thing than with a quick blog about something awesome that happened to me and Gaspar last night? I know the title gives it away but anyway ...

Those of you reading this that know us (hi Mom and Dad the only people that read this anymore - haha) know when we got married two years ago "Calling You" by Blue October was our wedding song. And in general we are big fans of the band. So last night we got the chance to see them in concert at Webster Hall. The concert was great. And at the end, Kevin hooked it up so we could meet them! YAY!

They could not have been nicer and more down to earth. It's always weird when you meet someone famous that you really like. You don't want them to jerks or divas and they couldn't have been farther from that. Gaspar bought their latest album on vinyl and the whole band signed it. We told them about "Calling You" being our wedding song and Justin, the lead singer, signed it and wrote "Calling You Forever You Two" and Ryan wrote "Congratulations Gaspar And Heather" - AWESOME!

Pix are below. THANKS KEVIN!!!