My friend Mike told me about this site and it's hilarious. My favorite time-killer:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Some great ones are:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
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